Bad Translations...we've got a million of them.
Instructions on a packet of convenience food from Italy: Besmear a backing pan, previously buttered with a good tomato sauce, and, after, dispose the cannelloni, lightly distanced between them in a only couch.
In Japan, a warning to motorists: When a passenger of the foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet at him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, then tootle him with vigor.
But let's not forget the serious fact behind the humor: mistranslations mean misunderstanding, and misunderstanding means less business for you.